4/24/07

Once again I am on the field. This time is in Rancho. Things are working ok and surely I walked way above average today.

Seems this week should clear most of the things with a little surprised.
Can’t believe I did sth I do time to time but not few weeks ago…oh well.

Btw, smog check of my  car has been cleared, cool. 🙂

and catchphrase for this week: mmm…too many donuts

4/23

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Hangin’ with my old schoolmate and his buddies around Southern California major tour attractions make me feel happy and forget freaking schoolworks for last two days…I have been most places several times except the one shown above – the only auto ferry in So. Cal., at City of Newport Beach. A site note, I haven’t been to Westside for a while and food that we had in there are quite good (although parking is, eh, not quite 😛 )
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4/22/07

女友問植物系的男友:『今天是我的生日耶!你怎麼都不送花給我?』
『什麼?』男生答道:『難道你不知道花是植物的生殖器嗎?我們為什麼要將人家的生殖器割下來, 然後捧著一大把它們走在校園里?』女孩慚愧地低下頭來??
所以請不要送花給女生:
1.因為有些女生會比較誰收到的生殖器比較多、比較大??
2.有經驗的女生會認為未割過包皮的生殖器(含苞待放的)持續的時間會可以更久些??
3.女生們一收到生殖器時,便迫不及待的上前猛聞其味道,並露出無比滿足的微笑??

6.女人讀書不宜多,因為在男人心目中:大專生是小龍女,本科生是黃蓉,研究生是趙敏,博士生是李莫愁,博士後是滅絕師太,碩博連讀更可怕——是傳說中的『東方不敗』!!!
男人讀書不宜多,因為在女人心目中:大專生是韋小寶,本科生是段譽,研究生是丁典,博士生是陳家洛,博士後是歐陽峰,碩博連讀呢——他就是可怕的『岳不群』了!!!

4/20 Good Jokes for a day

女友問植物系的男友:『今天是我的生日耶!你怎麼都不送花給我?』
『什麼?』男生答道:『難道你不知道花是植物的生殖器嗎?我們為什麼要將人家的生殖器割下來, 然後捧著一大把它們走在校園里?』女孩慚愧地低下頭來??
所以請不要送花給女生:
1.因為有些女生會比較誰收到的生殖器比較多、比較大??
2.有經驗的女生會認為未割過包皮的生殖器(含苞待放的)持續的時間會可以更久些??
3.女生們一收到生殖器時,便迫不及待的上前猛聞其味道,並露出無比滿足的微笑??

6.女人讀書不宜多,因為在男人心目中:大專生是小龍女,本科生是黃蓉,研究生是趙敏,博士生是李莫愁,博士後是滅絕師太,碩博連讀更可怕——是傳說中的『東方不敗』!!!
男人讀書不宜多,因為在女人心目中:大專生是韋小寶,本科生是段譽,研究生是丁典,博士生是陳家洛,博士後是歐陽峰,碩博連讀呢——他就是可怕的『岳不群』了!!!

4/10/07

I have a very interesting week so far. Things are unexpected in many ways.

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The work week ends in a very interesting dinner. However, how can I forget route 770 running just outside the restaurant!